You bring the headache
I'll add some spices
We're cooking up a blowout
With a brand new recipe
It calls for two fools
Whose mouths are moving faster
Then the words that are attacking
And dividing you and me

You'll sit back and think
"What was I thinking?"
You'll sit back and drink
Cause it sure beats reality.

Lets get sick to our stomachs
And throw up love's remains tonight
We dined on lies and dried our eyes
So now we're ill by candlelight

I'm rolling over
You look much greener
The damage has been finalized
With the evidence on our faces
You want to blame me?
I wouldn't doubt it
You'll hang the phone up
Since we've covered all the bases

You'll sit back and think
"What was I thinking?"
You'll sit back and drink
Cause it sure beats reality.

Lets get sick to our stomachs
And throw up love's remains tonight
We dined on lies and dried our eyes
So now we're ill by candlelight
We need to chew on something new
A substance that seems way less bitter
Let's quit the ache; leave this mistake
And soon enough, we'll feel much fitter